Hilarious Huge Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Felicia Lowenstein Niven

Author:Felicia Lowenstein Niven [Niven, Felicia Lowenstein]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780766059504
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2014-09-15T00:00:00+00:00

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Image Credits: © Andrew Morrison/iStock

A camel with one hump, not two,

Gave kids a ride at the zoo.

The kids would climb up

And then say, “Hup, hup!”

And they’d stick to his hump like glue.

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Where do polar bears go to dance?

Snowballs!

Image Credits: Tatiana Ciumac

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What do you call a sick alligator?

An illigator.

Image Credits: Clipart.com

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What do you call reptiles that lurk between tall buildings?

Alley-gators.

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What do giant pandas wear when they’re robbing a bank?

A pandana!

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